And Yet These People Can Concieve? (April Edition)

Welcome to April!  I thought I'd kick this month off with a bang by whipping out another round of "And Yet THESE People Can Concieve?" 

First up, we have a reader submission! 

The most fabulous Suzanne Westover referred me to this story.  That headline reads:

"Louisiana woman charged with trading 2 small children for pet cockatoo and $175 in cash"

Awesome.  Truly legendary.  And I'd say her children got the best deal of them all.  Which bring me to my next point... the woman traded the kids to a couple who have infertility problems.  I wish I had known that there are magical people like this in the world a long time ago!  Will you accept $50 and an expired Entertainment Book? 

Next up, we've got our tried-and-true finds from the Fail Blog.

I submit that, as long as the mom doesn't fart, this doesn't look too uncomfortable.

Just a little further...a little further...

Nuff said...

And last but not least, I humbly submit to you....

FUTURE PARENTING FAIL